No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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