ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Randomize
