How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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