yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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