I don't think brook has ever known best
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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