she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
This is my life. Enjoy the view
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
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