it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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