I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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