Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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