The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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