How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Randomize
