its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Randomize