I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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