I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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