Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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