i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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