...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I'm having to shit out rocks
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Randomize
