normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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