girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
jump out the window naked night went bad
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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