Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Randomize
