his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I came so hard my ears popped.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
