Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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