Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
honey bunches of taint.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Randomize
