turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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