I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
we made out on top of his cat.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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