Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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