How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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