Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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