Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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