operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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