We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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