and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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