If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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