***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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