In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Let's get the cat blown out
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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