What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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