Im at strip club and am horny
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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