Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
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