White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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