my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
only if we run a train.
done.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
How external is "for external use only"?
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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