I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
