I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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