He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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