I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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