I am full of burrito and curiosity
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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