Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
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