Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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