exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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