It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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