My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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