I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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