And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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