I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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