chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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