11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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