Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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