I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i will never coherently bang her
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
