thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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