No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
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